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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6718
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	602
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9262	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	1653
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crops Grown:	7278	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Buildings Constructed:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	8584
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Votes:	2263	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ores Mined:	8379	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Animals Bred:	113
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5301

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!