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Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Anime, Character, CREEPERS, cute, daydreamer, diamonds, eccentric, female, fictional, Friend, girl, Girlcraft, Girls, high school, Imaginative, japanese, love interest, makeup, name.., passionate, Protagonist, quirky, Romantic, Satone Shichimiya, Scared, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

anticipation, artist, collaboration, conundrums, CreepinCrafty, debut album, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, gossip, Heard she has stuff out there, midnababy, Music, Music (Industry), New Release, promotional campaign, Rumors, social media, speculation, Thread, upcoming projects, Updates

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	191544
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

#classified information, #covert operations, #security clearance, analyst, blocks, cia, counterintelligence, Crafty, cryptography, Edition, Espionage, Government, intelligence, intelligence agencies, intelligence officer, MI6, national security, Recruitment, SPIES, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, undercover operations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6981
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

adult content, Adventures, arent, blocky, BOOTY, boundary-pushing, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit content, explicit gameplay, Exploding, FANTASY, graphic content, immersive experience, immersive storytelling, Innovative, mature audience, mature themes, neo game, New game, Provocative, role playing, sexual, super sexual, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Buildings Constructed:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

addiction, blocks, body image, ChunkyCraft, curves, emotional struggle, FANTASY, fat fetish, Guilt, indulgence, internal conflict, jerk off, regret, relapse, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, sexual desire, sexual preference, shame, taboo, temptation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	593999	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	601

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

agents, aggression, Attack, ATTACKING, blocks, Craft, cyberattack, Espionage, Government, Infiltration, intelligence, KGB, KGBs, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putler, russia, SECURITY, sends, sleeper, subversion, Surveillance, threat, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

lolz, long trail tags, Objective, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, repeat, respawn

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	955	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9140
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7943

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

BLOCK, children, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, culture, DATING, eastern european women, family, international marriage, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marrying, misconceptions, parenting, relationships, Rumors, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Surprise, traditional values, UKRAINIAN, ukrainian women, ukrainians

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!