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Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2846

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1002	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5247
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3118	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

Adventure, Anime, DAUGHTER, destiny, Edition, family, FANTASY, Future, growth, Hope, industrious duo, isekai, Journey, light novel, Lily, Magic, magitek revolution, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Potential, Reincarnation, revolution, Tensei

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	638	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	2476
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Void Armor Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	777170
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”