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Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7387
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8045
Votes:	379	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Votes:	9389
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7017
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3538	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4198
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Emeralds Found:	4162	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	191
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	4165	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into a Missile Barge Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is equipped with custom skins that will make your character look like a missile-launching superhero ready to take on any challenge. – We have weapon sights and sounds that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a high-stakes battle, even when you’re just mining for diamonds. – Our localizations will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world, where missiles are the currency and explosions are the norm.

But that’s not all! We also have guides on Air and Ground battles that will make you a master strategist, and MEC (Missile Engineering and Crafting) tutorials that will turn you into a missile-making genius.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember: someone sending you runes? Well, on our server, those runes will turn into powerful missiles that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Missile Barge Edition Minecraft server now and let the missile madness begin! Just remember, don’t stick forks in the microwave… unless you want to see a truly explosive show!

Fashionista Minecraft SMP: Clothed Girls You Have Nudes Of Part 2

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.

Advanced Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Potions Brewed:	98	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Star Shards Collected:	265	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a brainiac in a world full of dum-dums? Do you crave mindless entertainment to escape the complexities of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your advanced thoughts at the door, because here we only speak in emojis and memes. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time without having to think too hard.

So why waste your time trying to keep up with the complexities of life when you can join us and embrace the simple joys of building, exploring, and trolling your friends? Come on, let your brain take a vacation and join our server today!

Ladesh Minecraft SMP: Who Is Ladesh? And Why Are We Going To Bang…

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including banging players like Ladesh! Who is Ladesh, you ask? Well, let me tell you, he’s the most sought-after player on the server because he’s got all the diamonds and knows all the secret recipes for the best potions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, he’ll give you the key to his diamond vault. So, come join us and see if you have what it takes to bang Ladesh and claim your riches!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	882	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRU.SKYBARS.ME

Dandadan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Star Shards Collected:	175	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, Shrimp is the best Dad! Why should you join, you ask? Because Shrimp once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his virtual children. And let’s not forget the time he tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Shrimp gives out free enchanted golden apples to all new players as a welcome gift. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Shrimp and his Minecraft family!