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The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	266

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	137
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

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BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	268
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Gaming, GIF, Minecraft, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	4271	Emeralds Found:	3360
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!