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StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	648677	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	4096	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, Collectibles, invest, investing, investing in metazoo, Meta, MetaZoo, metazoo booster packs, metazoo cards, metazoo expansion sets, metazoo financial analysis, metazoo gameplay, metazoo investing, metazoo investing tips, metazoo investment opportunities, metazoo long term investment, metazoo market, metazoo rare cards, metazoo strategy, metazoo trends, metazoo value, Minecraft, smp, trading cards, Zoo

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7533	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	929383	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, discretion, drug use, Explanation, exposure, family, HomeBoundMC, in-laws, Lifestyle, Marijuana, Minecraft, parenting, Preferences, Server, sibling, sleepover, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Emeralds Found:	7095
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	663252	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	334125
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6942
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!