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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

advance notice, Conspiracy, CuckCraft, cucks, desert, drone strike, Fake, Globohomo, international relations, iran, Israel, kiked, leadership, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pegged, Politics, redit-tier, RETALIATION, Server, Targeting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Divine Spears Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	117	Votes:	2365
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of being ruled by globohomo overlords? Are you sick of being pegged by redit-tier cucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the fake drone strikes and take control of your own destiny! Build your own empire, fight off zombie hordes, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious desert drone strikes. Join now and show those globohomo leaders who’s boss!

LazyMinerMC SMP

cleaning, Cooking, cute bf, day off, daydreaming, dependent, domestic life, exhausted, financially supported, hot, Lazy, LazyMinerMC, luxury lifestyle, Pampered, relationship goals, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stay at home, tired, unproductive, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Farms Harvested:	350	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

DadDramaCraft

blended families, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, DadDramaCraft, Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family loyalty, loyalty, loyalty to parents, Manipulation, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, public confrontation, relationships, social media, stepfamily, teenage relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	2309
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your parents’ divorces? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy step-siblings trying to force a relationship with you. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted family drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs a step-mom trying to guilt trip you into being a big brother to her kids when you can join our server and be the master of your own virtual world? Say goodbye to awkward family encounters at vending machines and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your escape from reality!

TigerCraft: 250% More Fun!

conservation efforts, conservation milestone, conservation success, Endangered species, endangered tiger, Fun, positive news, thailand, tiger conservation, tiger conservation success, tiger habitat, tiger numbers, tiger population boost, tiger population growth, tiger population increase, tiger population recovery, tiger population survey, tiger recovery, TigerCraft, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mines Excavated:	2285	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TIGERS, YES TIGERS IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT SO MANY TIGERS, THEY MULTIPLYIN LIKE CRAZY, 250% INCREASE, YO. COME HANG OUT WITH OUR TIGER ARMY, THEY’LL HELP U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. PLUS, WE GOT TIGER RIDES, YEAH, U CAN RIDE A TIGER AROUND DA MAP LIKE A BOSS. SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA TIGER REVOLUTION! 🐯🔥🎮 #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

VaxCraft: Heart Attacks & Strokes Edition

Attacks, Edition, Heart, strokes, VaxCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own virtual world and escape from the real world where heart attacks and strokes are lurking around every corner. on dis server, u will be protected by the power of the COVID-19 vaccine, which will make u 10% less likely to suffer from arterial thrombosis like heart attacks and strokes.

imagine building a castle with ur friends while knowing that u are safer from deadly diseases than ever before. u can mine for diamonds and fight off creepers without worrying about your health because the vaccine has got u covered. so come join us on this server and experience a world where the only thing u need to worry about is whether u have enough torches to light up ur mine. trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Abyss Network

Active, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Dayz, Earth, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minigames, multiplayer, non-p2w, ONLINE, PvP, server-network, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the Abyss Network! Online 24/7!

A Fun, Simple, NON-P2W Server Network!

With Games such as: 1. Survival, 2. Skyblock, 3. ApocolypZe (DayZ) *unreleased*.

Join today for a fun, and simple experience!!

abyssnetwork.co:25606

CrystalClub

Anti-Griefing, base building, Builds, challenging dungeons, CrystalClub, Custom Biomes, Diverse, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Explore, hostile mobs, immersive experience, Peace of mind, Players, PvE, Resources, Safe, Server, skill levels, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	11

CrystalClub

Welcome to CrystalClub, our server is designed to offer a diverse and immersive experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s what you can expect:

Survival World: Explore a vast, dynamic world with custom biomes and challenging dungeons. Gather resources, build your base, and survive against the elements and hostile mobs.

Anti-Griefing: Our server features robust anti-griefing measures to keep your builds safe. Enjoy peace of mind while you create and explore.

crystalclub.mywire.org:25584

Xapros SMP: Where we accidentally set the world on fire and call it an event!

accidentally, Active, application, base saved, Builds, Call, collectable items, Community, daily logins, Discord, Event, Fire, Friendly, holiday themed, Mature Players, Minigames, new players, No Griefing, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, set, smp, strict rules, Survival, vanilla feeling, whitelist only, world, xapros

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

About Us:

We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!

We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂

We have 5-15 different players who log on daily

We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!

Zero lag and 24/7 uptime

We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are

No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling

Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!

Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often are holiday themed events held?	Every few months
How many players log on daily?	5-15 players
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, no random rogue players
Are there any immersion breaking mods?	No, no land claims, tps, or mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
What are the rules against?	Stealing, hacking, and griefing

NikCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anis, Aquamarine, Chic Ocean, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Juvenile Days, Lovely Date, maiden, Minecraft, Naga, new players, NikCraft, Nikke Beauty Full Shot., Nikke General, Nikke Summer Event 2024, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Ultimate, Under The Sun, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with solo raids, crazy events, and special recruits that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a raid, surrounded by enemies on all sides. But fear not, because on this server, you’ll have the power to conquer them all and emerge victorious! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Co-Op event, where you’ll team up with fellow players to take down the mighty Nihilister.

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Rosanna: Chic Ocean and Ein will have you looking fly while you battle it out in style. And with costume passes like Maiden: Under The Sun and Lovely Date, you’ll be the envy of every player in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Wendy/ Wednesday – Hatless Adventures

Adventures, Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, Hatless, Hatless Edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, Voices in Your Head, Wednesday, Wendy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hey there, are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for the Snoot Game where you can hug gators and listen to the epic OST that will blow your mind. Need a break from building? Check out our Fang board playlists that will have you rocking out in no time.

And don’t forget to explore our Snootboorus for some wild fics and art that will leave you speechless. Want to chat with some AI chatbots or play with Blender models? We’ve got you covered with our insane collection.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, do you hear voices in your head? Because on our server, you just might!