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Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1984	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Potions Brewed:	105	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1346	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	114	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	4444
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3328	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	543533	Holy Grails Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!