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When do I stop watching Minecraft SMP Oz?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8897	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of watching Oz and ready to jump into a world where YOU are the star of the show? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of prison life and build your own empire! Our server is filled with wacky characters, like a talking pig who thinks he’s a king and a chicken who’s a master at parkour. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that will make you richer than a stack of diamonds. So why waste time watching TV when you could be living out your own epic adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and start crafting your own story!

PettyPeeves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of getting angry over the little things in life? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! We have a special anger management program where you can unleash your rage on unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing so hard you’ll forget what made you angry in the first place. So come join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

AnimeCraft: Can’t Not Recommen

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of adorable anime characters ready to fight by your side. That’s right, on our server, every block is a loot box just waiting to be opened!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anime Sword, a weapon so powerful it can slice through any mob with ease. And if you’re lucky enough to find the elusive Anime Armor, you’ll become invincible, able to take on even the toughest bosses without breaking a sweat.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest anime fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime – just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with being a part of our wacky, wild world!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Emeralds Found:	4686	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles and explosions that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! we promise you’ll have so much fun blowing things up and taking out your enemies just like in real life! plus, we have a secret mission where you can avenge the top IRGC officer killed in a Beirut strike by taking out Nasrallah himself in a virtual showdown! come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate revenge quest!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.

our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!

so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!

TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	612	Animals Bred:	163
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season	12 (Current)

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
No shop plugins, only diamond economy
Organized events such as Dragon Fights

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.

Discord

Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.

Apply here:

https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

Previous Season Spawn Images

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket.
What is the primary goal of the community?	To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions.
How long do seasons typically last?	5-7 months

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Animals Bred:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9793

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!