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BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7379
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	114658	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

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FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4576	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Enchantments Applied:	259	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!