| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5026 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 177 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7810 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5949 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9004 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.
4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2096 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?
Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?
Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3715 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5629 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Votes: | 2264 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 420 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6512 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 144 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 157 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?
But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7188 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Votes: | 560 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 152 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.
And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.
