steaming boy batter – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

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Block Banging Minecraft Server

arousal, Bang, banging, BLOCK, Choice, decision, desire, Dilemma, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, Listening, Lust, Minecraft, Music, Passion, Position, Preference, relationship, seduction, Server, sexual experience, Speaker, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to join is by completing the ultimate challenge – banging one of our moderators in a specific position while listening to another moderator’s music on speaker! It’s a wild ride of awkwardness and hilarity that will have you questioning your life choices. But hey, if you can handle that, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

crackling fire, Dark, eerie rumbling, FANTASY, fiery spear, giant snake, golden particles, hissing, Magic, massive snake, Messmer, Minecraft, Mysterious, ripping sound, serpent, Server, ShadowCraft, shadows, shattering sound, sound effects, Special effects, Supernatural, transformation

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Messmer, the mystical wizard who can summon serpents, hurl fiery spears, and even rip out his own eye to create golden particles! Watch as he transforms into a giant snake and embarks on wild adventures that will leave you in awe. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and magical world? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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BroCraftWeddingWars

BroCraftWeddingWars, brothers girlfriend, court house wedding, fair treatment, family celebrations, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, getting married, long term relationship, October wedding, planning to get married, pregnancy announcement, quick engagement, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero interference from nosy relatives!

Join us for a wedding-themed event this October, where you can tie the virtual knot with your Minecraft partner in a beautiful courthouse ceremony. No need to worry about jealous siblings or upset mothers – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care about who gets married first!

Plus, rumor has it that if you get married on our server before your brother and his girlfriend, you’ll unlock a special diamond ring accessory for your character. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual weddings and exclusive in-game rewards? Join us today and say “I do” to the best Minecraft server around!

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VillainVibes Minecraft Server

Antagonist, antagonist triumph, bad guys, Climax, Dark, End.., film, Minecraft, Movie, plot twist, resolution, Server, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, Twist, unexpected conclusion, unexpected ending, unexpected outcome, Victory, villainous victory, VillainVibes, winning

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate bad guy who always wins in the end! We have a special event where the creepers are the heroes and the players have to run for their lives! You’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, just like in that movie where the bad guys come out on top. So come join us and embrace your inner villain!

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PixelPricedShock

budgeting, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living increase, expensive commodities, expensive items, expensive products, expensive purchases, expensive shopping, high cost of living, high prices, inflation, inflation rates, luxury goods, PixelPricedShock, price increases, price shock, price tags, shockingly expensive, sticker shock, wallet shock

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got prices so outrageous, you’ll think you’re in the Upside Down. Need a stack of dirt? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a golden apple, please. And don’t even get us started on the price of a diamond sword – you might have to sell your soul for that one!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually our server owner’s pet, and if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our Nether is so wild, Piglins are riding around on Striders like they’re in a rodeo. So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Canada, CANCELLED, Community, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, mid-route, Minecraft, Political, pride parade, Pro-palestinian, protest, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice, solidarity, Toronto, Yonge

Yo, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden a pride parade gets cancelled because of a pro-Palestinian demonstration. Like, what even is happening in this server, man? It’s wild out here!

But don’t let that stop you from joining, cuz this server is lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, the admin once turned a whole village into a giant trampoline just for funsies. True story, bro.

So come on and join the madness. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always trying to crash the party. Let’s get this block party started!

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CraftyPrideParadeArrests

activism, Arrests, banned, civil rights, CraftyPrideParadeArrests, discrimination, dw, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Istanbul, Istanbul Pride, LGBT community, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, police crackdown, pride parade, protest, protest arrests, social justice, turkey, Turkey news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a turkey at istanbul’s banned pride parade! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be arrested for having too much fun! build your own rainbow castle and show off your pride in style. who needs a parade when you can have a party on our server? join now and let’s get this party started!

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ImaginaryCraft: Real Fun, RealCraft: Imaginary Fun

abstract numbers, algebra, complex numbers, Fun, Imaginary, imaginary numbers, imaginary vs real, ImaginaryCraft, Math, mathematical concepts, Mathematical logic, mathematical paradox, mathematical philosophy, mathematical principles, mathematical theory, mathematical truths, Mathematics, number properties, number systems, number theory, numerical analysis, real, real numbers, realcraft

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could speak Spanish and breakdance like a pro. He ruled over a kingdom of flying pigs and singing cows. But one day, a group of evil llamas invaded and tried to take over the land. That’s where YOU come in! Join our server and help the chicken defeat the llamas with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate and marshmallows! Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet dragon that can fly you around the map? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, on our server, imaginary numbers are real, but real numbers are imaginary. Mind blown, right? Let’s get building, gamers!

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CraftyMindz: Where Teens Build, Not Seek

access to care, adolescents, adolescents’ mental health, Asian countries, BUILD, CraftyMindz, cultural barriers, European countries, help-seeking behavior, informal sources, lower-income countries, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disparities, mental health problems, mental health research., mental health services, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Professional help, Seek, stigma, teens, unmet need

u know what u need when u feeling down? a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u forget all ur problems. this server is like therapy but better cuz u get to build stuff and blow stuff up.

u won’t need no professional help cuz this server got ur back. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community that will make u feel like u belong.

join us and leave ur mental health problems at the door. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day?

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ChickenCraft: Where feathers fly and eggs are scrambled! Version 1.21.

#shieldpvp, bedrock, Boxpvp, chickencraft, Claim, Crystalpvp, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Duels, Economy, eggs, feathers, Ffa, Fly, Griefing, Lifestealsmp, Mobfights, Potpvp, preview, pvp practice, Rtp, rules, Scrambled, smp, Swordpvp, Vehicles, Version, Version 1.16

Gamemode	Description
LifestealSMP	A gamemode based on PVP, along with crystalpvp and an economy this is the place where you can grind, but be aware of griefing as you cannot claim your base!
Boxpvp	Harvest resources while in an enclosed box, mine to the top while earning gear and coins, watch out for players and custom mobs because if you die you lose your stuff!
PVP-Practice & CrystalPVP	Train your skills in Swordpvp, Shieldpvp, Crystalpvp, Potpvp and more! Includes DUELS, FFA, Mobfights and RTP. Plenty of players to fight against.
Survival	A friendly SMP for those who do not prefer PVP, claim your base and live in peace. Features custom items and vehicles to try out.

FAQ

What is the IP for Chickencraft server?

The IP for Chickencraft server is re.chickencraft.nl

What is the Bedrock Port and required version?

Bedrock Port: 19132, Version: 1.16+

Are there specific rules for each gamemode?

Yes, rules vary for each gamemode. You can easily view them in-game using /rules command.

Is griefing allowed in LifestealSMP?

Yes, griefing is allowed in LifestealSMP since you cannot claim your base. Be cautious while playing.

What unique features are available in the Survival gamemode?

The Survival gamemode includes custom items and vehicles for players to explore and use.