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Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2459
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

> Another Thing Minecraft SMP

blurred lines, Champion, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Interplay, Lita, Matches, Minecraft, representation, smp, titles, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3357

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a world where titles don’t have to be men’s or women’s titles, just titles! That’s right, whoever manages to get somebody’s shoulders down for three seconds is the champion, no matter their gender. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious hijinks at every turn. From building giant chicken statues to organizing epic dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UncleSteve’sGift Minecraft Server

anxious, brand preference, buy myself, cheaper brand, family pressure, high grades, less features, lower quality, Minecraft, new device, PRESSURE, Prize money, rejecting gift, relative abroad, return item, Server, unavailable, UncleStevesGift

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9003
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of relatives making decisions for you, like choosing a less expensive brand of device just because they think it’s a waste of money? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more pressure to settle for less, here you can build your dream world with all the features you desire. Plus, we have virtual relatives who will never question your choices or try to save a few bucks at your expense. Say goodbye to unnecessary stress and hello to unlimited creativity on our server!

NailCraftersUnited

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, CoParenting, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influence, lightning mcqueen, nail polish, NailCraftersUnited, Nonbinary, parenting, Religious, School, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even on your nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with nail polish parties and Lightning McQueen races.

Are you tired of boring, conservative servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further! On our server, you can express yourself however you want, whether it’s with red nail polish or a giant pink castle made entirely of cotton candy.

Join us and show off your fabulous nails to all your friends in the virtual world. Who needs outdated gender norms when you can have a blast painting your nails and building epic structures with your fellow gamers?

So come on over and let your creativity shine bright like a freshly painted set of nails. Who knows, you might even inspire a whole new trend in the Minecraft world!

LostMyLegoMan Minecraft SMP

cherished possessions, childhood belongings, childhood favorites, childhood keepsakes, childhood mementos, childhood memorabilia, childhood memories, childhood possessions, childhood toys, childhood treasures, childhood trinkets, longing, lost items, lost treasures, LostMyLegoMan, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, sentimental belongings, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental value, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of searching for that lost toy from your childhood? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to find your long-lost teddy bear that mysteriously disappeared when you were just a wee little player. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the caves of our server, guarded by an army of mischievous creepers and sneaky skeletons. Will you be able to reclaim your precious childhood treasure and bring peace to your pixelated past? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveCraft

Boundaries, communication skills, compromise, CraftyLoveCraft, emotional intelligence, first relationship, forgiveness, growth mindset., HEARTBREAK, important lessons, love, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9751
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn the most important lesson from your first relationship: always keep your diamonds safe! Our server is like a virtual love story, where you can build your dream castle with your significant other and protect it from creepers trying to ruin your happily ever after. Trust us, you’ll never look at your pickaxe the same way again after playing on our server! So come join us and experience a love story like no other, filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, plenty of diamonds!

VoxCraft Minecraft Server

campaign finance, Disclosure, election loan, european politics, far right, far-right party, financial disclosure, Hard-right, Hungarian bank, Identity, Lender, loan investigation, loan scandal, loan transparency, Minecraft, political corruption, political financing, Server, Spanish politics, transparency, Viktor Orbán, Vox party, Voxcraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of viktor orban out of diamond blocks because we got a secret €9 million loan from a mysterious hungarian bank! maybe it’s actually viktor himself who knows! build your own secret underground base and plot world domination with your fellow players! who needs disclosure when you can have diamond statues and shady loans amirite? join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky shenanigans!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, current events, Drawpile, Encrypted Master Tapes, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Scene One, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server for the ultimate “Tour de Inferno” experience where you’ll be faced with fiery challenges and epic quests that will test your skills to the limit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary agents like Caesar King and Burnice White who will guide you on your journey to greatness. Watch out for Jane Doe and her Sharpened Stinger as they search for hidden treasures in the depths of our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive events like the “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that hold the key to untold riches. Plus, don’t miss out on the “Camellia Golden Week” celebration where you can party like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on an immersive tactical drill that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the upcoming event “Scene One, Take One!” where you can show off your skills and claim your rightful place as a Minecraft legend.

But that’s not all, redeem our special codes like ZENLESSGIFT and BANDP43VW to unlock exclusive rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Who I Am in Minecraft SMP

Identity, Minecraft, personal branding, recognition, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, self-recognition, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy. Yes, you heard that right. LLAMAS. And if you want to join our exclusive llama gang, you better start mining for emeralds because that’s our currency, baby!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of hostile chickens who have a taste for human flesh. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken army and claim the treasure for yourself?

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and whisper sweet nothings in their ear? So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, llama-filled world. Say my name…if you dare!

DILF Hike Adventure

Adventure, Communication, compromise, consideration, DILF, family bonding, family dynamics, family traditions, family vacation, father in-law, FITNESS, generational differences, health and wellness, hike, Hiking, hiking etiquette, holiday activities, outdoor activity, Outdoor Adventure, physical limitations, vacation memories, vacation planning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for the most epic adventures and challenges that will make you huff and puff just like OP’s FIL on that fateful hike!

Our server is perfect for young, fit, and active players who are ready to conquer mountains (figuratively and literally). We promise to never drag you into anything you’re not prepared for, unlike poor FIL who was left gasping for air on that hike.

With crazy quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are always up for a challenge, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t get sick from all the excitement (unless you’re prone to motion sickness from all the virtual jumping and running).

So come join us and show FIL that you can handle anything that comes your way, even if it means climbing virtual mountains with ease. Who needs a cruise ship when you can sail through our Minecraft world with adrenaline-pumping adventures at every turn?

SongQuest Minecraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song ever, classic song, favorite artist, favorite lyrics, Favorite music genre, favorite tune, greatest song of all time, memorable song, Minecraft, Music, music lover, music playlist, smp, song of the day, Song recommendation, SongQuest, timeless music, top hit song, top music pick, TOP SONG, ultimate song choice, unforgettable song

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to jam out to the most epic tunes while building your blocky empire! We have a DJ villager who spins the sickest beats all day long, from creeper dubstep to zombie rock – you name it, we’ve got it!

Join our server and you’ll never have to listen to “C418 – Sweden” on loop ever again. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic jukebox in the land, you’ll unlock a secret underground dance party where even the Ender Dragon gets down!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the music take you to new heights in the world of Minecraft!