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PixelPunish

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Animals Bred:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	530748

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3567
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

app, CraftyAppVille, ESSENTIAL, Helpful, Hidden Gem, Innovative, lesser known, must download, must have, Must try, Overlooked, recommended, secret, Technology, top app, Underrated, undiscovered, Unique, unknown, useful, valuable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Emeralds Found:	6592	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!