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ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	76

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	2667	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4782	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Items Found:	8348	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4088
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!