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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9516 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 688 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!