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PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

Accidents, awkward encounters, awkward situations, bathroom mishaps, bodily fluids, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing questions, funny stories, humiliating moments, messy situations, PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP, personal hygiene, poop stories, public embarrassment, toilet humor, unexpected accidents, unexpected incidents

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	2525
Crops Grown:	2569	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Farms Harvested:	425	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

best friends, BFF’s, Bonding, Companionship, CraftyGirlfriends, emotional connection, female empowerment, friendship, gateway drug, girl friends, Girlfriends, Intimacy, love, loyalty, platonic love, relationships, Sisterhood, soulmates, Support, Trust, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6231	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

bodies found, CASUALTIES, conflict escalation, Conflict Resolution, deceased, gaza conflict, Gaza operations, GazaGraveyardMC, humanitarian crisis, identification ongoing, idf, international news, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, ongoing investigation, search and rescue, Server, tragic discovery, Victims, war zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Farms Harvested:	929
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

attractiveness bias, beautism, beauty standards, belief system, body image, cultural ideals, IMPORTANCE, MineCraftBeautism, new study, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical beauty, self esteem, self worth, self-importance, self-perception, self-perception theory., social emphasis, social status, societal norms, societal values

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	526980
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

action, Adventure, Androids, Anime, BLOCK, BULMA, Bulmazuri, dbs, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., FANTASY, Frieza, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Namek Saga, Saiyan Saga, Shenron, smp, Super, Super Saiyan, Treasure, Vegeta

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Emeralds Found:	1179
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4259
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Assertiveness, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, Family Values, FamilyDramaCraft, Gaslighting, Gender Roles, mental health, Misogyny, patriarchal attitudes, Self Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Star Shards Collected:	213
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity! Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond-encrusted chicken who roams the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the llamas lead you!

CraftyFreedom

civil liberties, constitutional rights, CraftyFreedom, Democracy, equality, freedom, freedom of assembly, freedom of expression, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, fundamental rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, individual rights, Justice, most important, personal autonomy, political rights, right to privacy, right to protest, right to vote, social freedom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	198

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom of building, crafting, and trolling your friends! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? No one’s stopping you! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). So come join us and discover what true freedom feels like in the world of blocks and pixels!