NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit scene, graphic, graphic scene, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, mature content, Minecraft, moment, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, taboo, unforgettable experience, unforgettable moment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!

Block Therapy: Saved from Depression

BLOCK, depression, SAVED, Therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries!

Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

aid, Allies, Assistance, Biden administration, Conflict, Congress, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Votes:	5656
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

CraftyProtesters2023

activism, anti-fascism, civil liberties, CraftyProtesters2023, Democracy, Diversity, equality, far-right extremism, Feb. 23, general election, German, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, political activism, political resistance, protest, rise of far right, social justice, solidarity, THOUSANDS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Dragon Eggs Found:	9890	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

broken calculus, Calculus, derivatives, differential equations, Fun, functions, integrals, jagged, jagged function, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthroughs, mathematical concepts, mathematical discoveries, mathematical functions, mathematical history, mathematical innovations, mathematical research, mathematical revolution, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Monster, monstrous function, quanta magazine, QuantumCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

Crafttomuck

active community, Application Process, building builds, Community Events, Community Growth, Crafttomuck, Create Skyblock, dedicated server, fantastic admins, friendly community, gaming district, gaming together, Modded, rotating modpacks, server lag, server rotation, shared island, shopping district, smooth gameplay, variety in gameplay

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! Welcome to Crafttomuck, a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods in the pack. Currently on Season 3 To The Stars!

Survival SMP

Description
Friendly build focused community on this server. Features shopping and gaming districts. Modpack can be found on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

Creative

Description
Same modpack as Survival, intended for testing machines and building. Creative mode activities allowed.

Links

Website	World Map
https://www.crafttomuck.com	map.crafttomuck.com

Closing Statements

I am excited about the growth of our community and look forward to seeing new faces! Please read the rules and put effort into your applications. See you in-game!

EmotionCrafters 1.20.5

1.20.5, bros, bus stop, Cologne, contemplate existence, crying, deserving, doomer songs, Eat, EmotionCrafters, feelings hurt, future girlfriend, girl, Hug, Job, Make It, MIRROR, morning, playing games, shower, small talk, Worthy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! >Experience a world where 8/10 girls randomly hug you and boost your self-esteem! >Who needs a job when you can spend all day playing games on our server? >No need for cologne, just log in and enjoy the virtual world! >Listen to your favorite doomer songs while building epic structures! >Find virtual love and friendship with mysterious strangers just like in real life! >Regain consciousness in a world where anything is possible, even finding a future girlfriend in pixel form! >Don’t fade into nothingness, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RingCraft Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Deception, friendship, gossip, Honesty, Infidelity, Insecurity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, peer pressure, relationships, Ringcraft, Server, Trust, workplace drama, young love

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a love triangle between T, Roy, and the pick me coworker. Who will win Roy’s heart in the end? Will T find out about the 14 karat gold ring he bought for the pick me? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pick me and her clique are plotting to take over the server with their male validation-seeking ways. Will they succeed, or will the other players band together to stop them?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer madness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world this entertaining? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HangryCraft

aita, baffled, Dinner, feeling, Food, HangryCraft, husband, Iata, kitchen, normal, Ordered, Ordering, person, pho.., Situation, Soup, wanted, well, without me, wondering

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

LuigiMangioneGone – Minecraft SMP

case update, Closure, cold case, community support, Disappearance, family, Friends, Hope, investigation, luigi mangione, LuigiMangioneGone, media coverage, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Police, questions, search, smp, speculation, theories, unsolved, whereabouts

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	7768	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, there’s this dude named Luigi Mangione who used to be the king of the server, but then he disappeared mysteriously. Some say he got abducted by aliens, while others think he turned into a zombie and is roaming around the server at night.

But like, that’s not even the best part. The server is full of secret dungeons and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find all the hidden treasures, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to solve the mystery of Luigi Mangione, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard they have the best virtual pizza in town. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a crazy Minecraft journey together! #LuigiMangioneMystery #SecretUnicornDimension #PizzaParty

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