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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7749 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7493 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.