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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3484 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9980 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??
on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
