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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	1590
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5559	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

blocktopia, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Crafting, Empathy, global unity, healing, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Needs, Peace, progress, resilience, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50

A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!

CarbonCrazyCrafts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	213	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3405	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	6749	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time!

Pixelmon Astral Adventure: Where Mobs are Rainbow, Crates are Bingo, and Webstore Gifts are Free!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3245
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	3388	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Astral Pixelmon

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EV stats efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a unique bingo-style game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items through custom crates
Adult Owned	Managed by adults for a mature gaming environment
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all members of the LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with a random player for a surprise
Pokebags	Special bags holding random items and Pokemon
Pixelmon Raids	Join forces to defeat powerful Pixelmon together
Gambling	Take risks for potential rewards in the server’s games of chance
Timber Mod	Chop down trees efficiently with the Timber mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for gathering resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter traditional Minecraft mobs in addition to Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Enjoy unique visual designs for Pixelmon and items
Gym Leaders	Challenge specialized gym leaders for badges and rewards
GTS	Trade Pokemon with players across the server through the Global Trade Station

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

Question: Is the server suitable for children?

Answer: While the server is family-friendly, it is primarily geared towards an adult audience. Parents should monitor their child’s interactions.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can connect by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Question: Are there any rules on the server?

Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules that promote fair play, respect, and community engagement. These rules are enforced by our staff members.

For more information and updates, join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1731
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the blocks are endless and the adventures are insane! Join us if you want to experience the craziest virtual world ever created.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find this village, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited diamonds and gold!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a giant slime or a fire-breathing dragon. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire in Minecraft?!

Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yes, you heard that right. Candy mountains, candy rivers, even candy creepers! It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

HolyBasedCraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because HOLY BASED is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can do the Chicken Dance perfectly.

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon, where players ride on flying llamas armed with enchanted swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY BASED and experience Minecraft like never before!