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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4444	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4074	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

Adventures, Al-Quds Brigades, Ansarullah, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, F-22 Raptor, Gaza Strip, Hamas, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, Netanyahu, News, occupation, palestine, Rafah city, resistance, Server, State Department, Terrorist, TJD13, tkd, US Marine, war cabinet

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, European country, foreign relations, heritage, i love poland, international relations, love, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, my country, national pride, patriotism, Polish people, PolishCraft, Server, solidarity, tourism, travel, Unity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you a fan of pierogis, vodka, and dancing the polka? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! We’ve got more Polish pride than a pierogi eating contest at a polka festival. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few rounds of Minecraft bingo with a side of kielbasa. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – because on this server, we’re all about that Polska power!

MineCraftAddictz

addiction, addictive personality, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, emotional regulation, habits, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftAddictz, Obsession, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2342
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you addicted to mining diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the perfect place for all your addictive Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us and escape to a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you cower in fear at the sight of a zombie pigman?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks because once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop.