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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9257 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1966 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through the Nether, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building a house out of nothing but TNT blocks (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because the dragon has a special move that makes players uncontrollably laugh).
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “It would be funny if it wasn’t sad… but it’s actually just hilarious!”