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ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	4259
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	6661
Void Gems Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	9132
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mines Excavated:	2538	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Void Gems Collected:	10

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	651	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	215	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Votes:	5453	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity! Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond-encrusted chicken who roams the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the llamas lead you!