Staubers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
New Chunks Explored:	355894	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Buildings Constructed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chimeras Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4725
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	363	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchantments Applied:	63	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5436
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4730
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?