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”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	6411	Enchantments Applied:	97
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	405	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	964755	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	2043
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchantments Applied:	176
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	250
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dimension Hops:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Secret Passages Found:	6

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	95561
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!