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The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Creeper Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of singing creepers who serenade you with your favorite song lyrics while you build and explore. Imagine building a castle while a creeper belts out “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony – it’s a truly magical experience. So come join us and let your creativity flow to the sweet sounds of explosive musical talent!

WishCraft FunLand

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	661
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	8693
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	4618
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	4070
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	New Chunks Explored:	367337

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Votes:	7499	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9855	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!