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The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	7618	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	5168	Star Shards Collected:	71
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	8480
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gods Slained:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Farms Harvested:	257	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!