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Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

#youtube, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, lols, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, twitch, twitter, vedal, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

deltarune chapter 3, Earthbound Halloween Hack, foxes, Fun, game creator, game design, game development, game industry, Indie dev, Indie developer, indie game developer, indie games, indie music, RPG, temmie chang, The Great Temmie Chang, The Great Toby Fox, toby fox, TobyCraft, Undertale, Various Places, video game music, work ethic

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	103
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2336	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4916
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7132	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Farms Harvested:	473
Enchantments Applied:	168	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6866
Void Gems Collected:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Potions Brewed:	181	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	183
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!