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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5864 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3827 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 8625 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.
So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!