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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

boomer, BoomerCraft, late to Touhou, Minecraft, Popular, Server, starting Touhou, touhou, Touhou art, Touhou characters, Touhou community, Touhou conventions, Touhou doujinshi, Touhou fan events, Touhou fanbase, Touhou fandom, Touhou fanworks, Touhou gameplay, Touhou games, Touhou lore, Touhou memes, Touhou merchandise, Touhou music

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	New Chunks Explored:	364775
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

SceneStealer SMP

award-winning scenes, best scenes, cinematic greatness, classic scenes, Entertainment, favorite scenes, film, filmography, greatest scene, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movies, must-see scenes, SceneStealer, small screen greatness, smp, television, Top Picks, top scenes, TV, tv shows, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

emotional breakthrough, emotional milestone, emotional moment., emotional release, first time, happy cry, happy tears, HappyTearsCraft, heartwarming experience, moment of bliss, overwhelming happiness, pure joy, tearjerker, tears of fulfillment, tears of gratitude, tears of happiness, tears of joy, Tears of love, tears of relief, touching moment, unforgettable moment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3186
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	757

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	217	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3574
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Farms Harvested:	175	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?