StarlingEDM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Farms Harvested:	790
Crops Grown:	6507	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	4111	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	25
Villages Defended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Towns Built:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	453
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	1527
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	677376

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.