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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6676 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!