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MindCraftedBrains

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7796	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You are like, in someone’s head, but you don’t even remember why. Maybe you said something super funny, or maybe you did a crazy dance, who knows! But now you gotta rent space in their head on this server, just to figure out what the heck you did. Maybe you’ll find out you’re actually a secret spy or a ninja in disguise. Who knows, man, who knows. Join the server and unravel the mystery of why you’re living rent-free in someone’s head!

ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

#soil, backyard, backyard soil samples, children, contamination, EPA, EPA safety guidelines, Guidelines, lead, Lead contamination, lead poisoning, LeadFree, Playing, Poisoning, potential harms, Residences, residences across US, Safety, samples, ToxicCraft, US, Yards, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	763259
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Skyfall SMP: Where Newbies & Oldies Coexist! The Latest Update

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Version	1.21 (latest version)
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to anyone?	No, the server is whitelist only. Please contact “japiedepapie,” “iplayzs,” or “speedyskylar” for access.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version, 1.21.
Can I create my own group on the server?	Yes, you can create your own personal group or join existing groups.
How can I join the server’s Discord channel?	You can join the Discord channel by using this invite link: https://discord.gg/VENvD4cTzD

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, disrespectful behavior., feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in dating, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in society, rejection, Server, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Secret Passages Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	966693	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of being called a misogynist just because you can’t get a date in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women will be lining up to date you! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with strong, independent women who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and show the world that you’re not a misogynist, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for love!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

ASP, average viewers, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraft, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9764
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we are the elite of the elite, the VIPs of the vtuber world. We may be small in numbers, but we pack a punch!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got top players like Filian, Vei, and Camila leading the pack. And don’t worry, even if they’re corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and more insane resources that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the celebrations.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most outrageous vtuber community out there. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BabyBlockBuster

Adulthood, adulting, age perception, ASD, BabyBlockBuster, BIAS, Disabilities, double standards, education, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, infantilized, mental health, ptsd, schizophrenia, social interactions, societal expectations, support systems

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a child just because you look young and have some mental health issues? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure where everyone is treated like the adult they are, no matter how young they may seem!

Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

ThirstyCrittersMC

adaptation, Animals, Beverage, biology, Drinking, ecology, Environment, Evolution, habits, health, humans, hummingbirds, hydration, Nature, nectar, physiology, species, Survival, ThirstyCrittersMC, Water, wildlife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8487	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?

KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5600
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!