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TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

Allowed, compassion, coping, cruel response, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, Griefing, healing, judgement, mental health, mental illness, Opening Up, Recovery, self-care, Self-expression, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic behavior, Trauma, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Argentina politics, Congress, controversy, Corruption, crash, crypto coin, cryptocurrency, CryptoMilei, Downfall, Economy, financial market, Government, impeachment trial, investigation, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	585438	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

AmazonTribeReturn

Adventure, amazon rainforest, AmazonTribeReturn, brief, Communication, Connection, Contact, culture, discovery, Exploration, indigenous, indigenous community, indigenous culture, indigenous people, ISOLATED, man, outside world, Rainforest tribe, remote, RETURN, Tribe

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

actuated, bio, bioengineering, Biohybrid hand, biohybrid systems, biohybrid technology, biomedical engineering, hand movement, hand prosthetics, hand rehabilitation, human muscle tissues, human-machine interface, Hybrid, man, Multiple, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle control, muscle tissue actuation, muscle tissue engineering, muscle tissue manipulation, muscle-powered prosthetics, prosthetics, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, FIRESTARTER, Friendly, Grief Protection, handbook, java, Land claiming, Players, respectful, rules, Server, Shops, smp, Trade

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Votes:	8965
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	3180	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Potions Brewed:	150	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!

Wanderlust SMP: Travel & Build

Adventure, bucket list, BUILD, culture, Dream destination, Escapade, escapism, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, Journey, SightSeeing, smp, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	7633
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5266

OMG guys, like if I could travel anywhere in the world right now, I would totally go to this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, they have the craziest builds and the most insane players you will ever meet. I heard that they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a rumor that the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens! Can you imagine mining for diamonds with a chicken alien? It’s like a dream come true, bro. So yeah, forget about traveling the world, come join this Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! #ChickenAlienDiamondsLavaCoasterFTW 🐔💎🌋🎢

BlocktopiaUSA

American, aspirations, BlocktopiaUSA, Challenges, citizenship, culture, dreams, Economy, feelings, Future, goals, hopes, Identity, opportunities, optimism, Perspectives, pessimism, Politics, society, success, uncertainty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon them! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Yes, you read that right, a magical unicorn!

So, if you’re ready to leave your worries behind and embark on a crazy journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, your future has never looked brighter (or more ridiculous).

EuroCraftSummit

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., diplomatic talks, eastern europe, emergency summit, EuroCraftSummit, European Council, European diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, peace negotiations, political discussions, regional stability, security concerns, summit meeting, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine is like, in europe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is liek, the perfect place to escape all that drama. u can build ur own lil ukraine in minecraft and be the leader of ur own country.

we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any emergencies, even if its just ur mom yelling at u to do ur chores. plus, we have a special potion that turns u into a ukrainian superhero with the power to stop any war or conflict.

join our server now and be part of the most epic summit ever held in minecraft history. who knows, u might even become the next president of ukraine in the virtual world. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get crazy up in here.