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Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Potions Brewed:	179
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crops Grown:	2787
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	616
Towns Built:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Votes:	7559	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	202061	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8750	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4566	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!