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  • No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7874
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Votes: 183 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2843
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Dragon Eggs Found: 4120
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8037
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 426
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1078
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6789
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4044
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Crops Grown: 5923
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6315
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Chimeras Created: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3094
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1978 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

    Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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