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SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ores Mined:	8623	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Votes:	2990
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	95356
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Votes:	8443	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1121	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	1169
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1721	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!