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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7429
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	203	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6725	Farms Harvested:	598
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	141
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Votes:	3186	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	4636
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	371875	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!