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FortuneCraft: Where every block tells a story! (screenshot this)

#Drop out, ADA, bearish, bloated organizations, BLOCK, Cardano, chainlink, culled, Doge, FortuneCraft, glory days, Hiring, inventory, Link, market, memes, narrative, News, outdated tech, overvalued, perpetually falling, prediction, Screenshot, standouts, Story, Tells, top 20

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old cryptocurrency servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We predict that both Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) will drop out of the top 20 this year, and we have insider information that they will never make it back! Why waste your time with outdated tech and bloated organizations when you can join us and ride the wave of success?

Our server is so awesome that even the market sees news as a sign to offload inventory and exit positions just to join us. We have a convincing narrative that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. Plus, we have dog coins! Who needs Cardano and Chainlink when you can have dog coins on our server?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the downfall of Cardano and Chainlink while you ride the wave of success with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	102599	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	3194
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	3599	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1456	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

adult content, CREEPERS, DIRTY, explicit, flirty, Forbidden, INTIMATE, messages, Naughty, photos, Private, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secretive, seductive, Send, sexting, Sexy, Snap, snapchat, Snapcraft, tantalizing, Videos

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

accomplishment, Anons, APPRECIATIVE, BTW anons, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital World, Grateful, help out, internet culture, lol, MEMBERSHIP, memers, Minecraft, non-pozzed world, Online Community, online forums, online support, premium account, Purchase, Server, small price, social media, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

adaptation, Competition, consumer preferences, creativity, culture, Dead, Decline, Development, Entertainment, Future, Game, gaming industry, global impact, industry shift, innovation, japanese, market, Nostalgia, pixelated, RIP, showdown, sushi, Technology, trends, Video, video game

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	8291
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Star Shards Collected:	122

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!