Standards Minecraft Servers

Standards

  • PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

    PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

    We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

    So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

    GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

    Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

    So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySinglesServer

    CraftySinglesServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Imagine meeting your soulmate while fighting off a horde of creepers together, or sharing a romantic sunset over a pixelated ocean. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to win someone’s heart? Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness – love is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

    PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where everything that could possibly go wrong, does go wrong? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and confusion!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds only to have them turn into dirt, or building a beautiful castle that spontaneously combusts every time you enter it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some madness into your gameplay, come join us and see just how wrong things can go in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditGals Minecraft Server

    RedditGals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with sweaty try-hards who think they’re the hottest thing since diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is run by a group of sassy, no-nonsense Reddit girls who are here to show those boys who’s boss!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic build battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground lairs where we plot world domination (or at least domination of the server)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of adorable Minecraft kittens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the girls rule and the boys drool, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a Reddit girl who can out-mine, out-build, and out-sass anyone in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RevelationRage Minecraft Server

    RevelationRage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning bush? Well, look no further because our server is where the real miracles happen! We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that deep theological question, but we can promise you a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than Moses parting the Red Sea.

    Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

    FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoUglyBlocksAllowed

    NoUglyBlocksAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.

    And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned

    MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

    So, like, on this server, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro! Yeah, you heard me right! DIAMONDS! And if you find a pink sheep, it’ll give you a magical unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers! Pew pew!

    Oh, and get this, dude! There’s a secret hidden cave where you can find a talking potato that gives you superpowers! Like, you can turn into a giant chicken and lay golden eggs! It’s lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, man!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers adventures of your life! Let’s get this party started, woo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EgoCraft: Where Standards Are Made!

    EgoCraft: Where Standards Are Made!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from societies dumb standards and be whoever you want to be! be a buff dude with luscious locks or a fierce warrior princess with a beard, we don’t judge! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and pigs fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Sunday).

    we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s not active). our community is full of wacky characters who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but please don’t actually pee your pants, that’s gross).

    so come join us on our minecraft server where the only standards are the ones you set for yourself (and maybe the occasional rule about not griefing, but that’s just common sense). let your freak flag fly and have a blast with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP