Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?
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Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion
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Frozen Chill Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!
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Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!
Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!
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❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.
1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!
2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!
Brief description:
⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!
⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!
⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.
⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.
⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!
⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.
⬛ PVP – only in the arena.
⬛ Grief is prohibited.
⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.
⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.
⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
Not a short description.
⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.
We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!
⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.
⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!
⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!
Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!
⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!
a1.storymine.ru
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Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons start performing a choreographed routine to our server’s theme song, “HOLOTORI Dance!” Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player, Nanashi Mumei, who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a stick.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
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Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that tells dad jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So why is PC gaming dying? Because everyone is too busy having a blast on our insane Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just watch out for those laser-eyed chickens…
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Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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Crafty Wars – Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you in stitches.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Let the madness begin!
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Neytiri is Minecraft SMP
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Neytiri is the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon in your virtual life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the diamonds in this server are actually enchanted with magical powers that make you fly like a chicken! Plus, the mobs here are not your average zombies and skeletons – they breakdance and sing Justin Bieber songs while trying to attack you. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw parties every night and give you free emeralds just for showing up! So what are you waiting for? Join Neytiri now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!