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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Animals Bred:	113	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9471	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7494
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8666	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.