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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7368 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.