SSJreviews – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyWeightLoss & SmokeFree

active ingredient, chronic conditions, clinical trial, CraftyWeightLoss, diabetes management, drug therapy, health benefits, healthcare research, lifestyle changes, medication, new study, obesity treatment, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, quit smoking, semaglutide, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, tobacco use disorder, type 2 diabetes, Wegovy, weight loss

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you game, just like semaglutide in Wegovy and Ozempic! we have magical potions that make you run faster and jump higher, helping you shed those extra pounds as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is so addictive, it will help you quit smoking too! just log on and let the virtual world consume you, leaving your real life bad habits behind. with over 200,000 players already hooked, you don’t want to miss out on the fun. join now and start your journey to a healthier, smoke-free life!

DarkWinterRP

Clans, Community, Crafting, danger, Dark, dystopian, Factions, Future, gas masks, gun system, Hardcore, Light, Looting, Lore, metro 2033, Plugins, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, radiation, Roleplay, smelting, Survival, unique experience

*Inspired by the Metro 2033 games* > *Fear the light. Fear the dark. Fear the future.* What we Offer:

> » A safe community for members to join and enjoy > » Looting, crafting, smelting, and many more plugins > » Working gun system for your survival in the server > » Custom lore to give our server an unique experience > » Factions & Clans for players to join > » Radiated Zones that require Gas Masks

play.darkwinterrp.co

Wilderness MC

armor, Economy, emerald economy, emeralds, Gear, legendary tools, Leveling, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, old school, player-driven, player-driven economy, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Stats, Strongest, Survival, virtual balances, Wilderness

* IP: wilderness.mc.gg *

WildernessMC is a mix of an old-school survival server twisted with a player driven economy focused on emeralds. That’s right! Rather than virtual balances, players can earn emeralds to collect legendary tools, armor, and other gear. McMMO also plays a huge role as players are encouraged to level their stats to become the strongest on the server!

135.148.137.57:25594

Hardrada’s Worldbuilding Extravaganza – Where chaos reigns and townies run amok!

alliances, Amok, Battles, Chaos, Cities, collaboration, Community, Diplomacy, Economy, Empires, Events, EXTRAVAGANZA, Factions, Hardradas, Kingdoms, Legends, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, REIGNS, RUN, smp, Staff, townies, Trade, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

Server Name	Hardrada Worldbuilding
Overview	Unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities for building empires, engaging in politics, and crafting stories.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire as you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team for a fair and enjoyable experience.
Player-Driven Stories: Shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration: Join like-minded players to build structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where choices matter.

Features

Economy and Trade: Player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Regular events, quests, and challenges for unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Strategic battles and wars, or focus on growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please connect with the provided server IP address in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. It is recommended to review the rules before joining.

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: While there is unparalleled freedom to build, please respect other players’ creations and follow any designated building guidelines.

Q: How can I get involved in player-driven stories?

A: Engage in diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and political intrigue to shape the server’s history and create legendary stories.

Q: Are there opportunities for collaboration with other players?

A: Yes, you can collaborate with like-minded players to build structures, create economies, and participate in events on the server.

Q: What makes the server’s world dynamic?

A: Player actions directly impact the world, creating a living environment where decisions matter and contribute to the evolving storyline.

ChainsawCraft Server

Believing, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, jumping the shark, long tail, save Part 2, Server, tags, team-up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive rainbow sheep, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and riding on the backs of giant chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of Minecraft trivia.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the town. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

Anime, comedy, Cultural differences, cute imouto, Dereru, family drama, FANTASY, forbidden love, humor, Jealousy, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, romance, Russia-go, Russian whore, sibling rivalry, sister complex, slice of life, smp, Tokidoki Bosotto, TokidokiAlya, Tonari no Alya-san

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!

SnoozeCamCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Humiliation, husband, invasion of privacy, overreacting, personal space, posting photos, privacy, Respect, Sleeping, SnoozeCamCraft, social media, Trust, Ugly Pics, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to take embarrassing pics of you while you sleep! Unlike some people’s husbands, we respect your privacy and won’t share any pics of you wearing a crazy head/eye massager (unless you want us to, of course).

Join our server and escape the real world where you can sleep peacefully without worrying about waking up to a family thread full of embarrassing photos. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of privacy and won’t judge you for your bedtime accessories.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can build, explore, and relax without the fear of becoming a meme in your own household. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a strict “no embarrassing pics allowed” policy, so you can sleep soundly knowing your virtual privacy is safe with us.

NutsCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic crisis, enter Israel, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, Israeli, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NutsCraft, Politics, provocation, response, rhetoric, Server, Statement, Tensions, threat, Turkish president, world leaders

so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

DegreeCraftAU

academic standards, accusations, Australian universities, DegreeCraftAU, Degrees, education system, English Proficiency, higher education, international students, language assessment, language barriers, language competency, language education, language fluency, language proficiency, language proficiency levels, language proficiency test, language requirements, language skills, language support, Students

so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

awkward, awkward situations, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, Manners, opposite, personal space, physical contact, relationships, right way, RubbedTheWrongWayCraft, Rubbing, social cues, social interactions, social norms, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable feeling, wrong way

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!