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Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode

ai, Animal Behavior, Animals, Artificial Intelligence, barks, BarkTech, canine, Communication, decode, Decoding, dog vocalizations, human speech, innovation, machine learning, models, Nuances, pet owners, Pets, research, speech processing, Technology, Understanding, vocal patterns

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, liek, imagine u join this minecraft server, rite? and u can, like, talk to dogs in the game! using some crazy AI stuff, we can, like, decode dog vocalizations and understand what they’re barkin’ about.

u can have full-on convos with ur minecraft doggy pals, and they can tell u where the best loot is or warn u about creepers sneakin’ up on u. it’s, like, a whole new level of communication in the game!

plus, imagine the fun of hearing a dog bark out “diamonds over here!” or “watch out for that lava, dude!” it’s, like, havin’ a furry little sidekick in the game. so come join us on this wild minecraft server and start chattin’ it up with the doggos!

The MyZia SMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	5425	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

What We Offer: Simple vanilla-inspired gameplay. Monthly events. (Win cash prizes!) Player run towns and businesses. No set currency or digital currency. Fantastic trading community .4+ Years Long term world. (No resets) Hermit-Craft-like trust system. Ledger Database (Roll back grief) Unique builds and projects. No-limits world for your creativity. A semi-roleplay aspect. A growing, welcoming community.

the.myzia.network

The city of Ardei

#youtube, Ardei, Discord, Earth, live streams, Minecraft, PvP, Romania, Server, Survival, XD Andrei

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The best survival server in Romania. Owner: XD Andrei Weekly live streams on the server, look for XD Andrei on youtube For more details and stores, enter the discord server.

orasul-ardei.hythost.com:25576

DeepSea Junior High School

Assistance, Auction, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, DeepSea, Discord, Dungeons, Experience, free, gameplay, Immersive, junior high school, Kingdoms, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, ONLINE, RPG, Server, Shops, Slimefun, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to **DeepSea SMP**! Dive into an immersive survival RPG experience like no other. Our server combines classic survival gameplay with exciting RPG elements to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s what you can expect:

– **McMMO**: Level up your skills and become a master in various disciplines.– **Dungeons**: Embark on thrilling dungeon adventures with friends or solo.– **Custom Enchants**: Discover and equip powerful enchantments to enhance your gear.– **SlimeFun**: Explore unique items and machinery to expand your gameplay possibilities.– **Kingdoms**: Build and manage your own kingdom, forging alliances or rivalries with others.

Our dedicated and always-online staff team is here to ensure you have the best experience possible, providing assistance and keeping the server running smoothly.

Join us today at **play.deepseamc.online** and connect with our community on Discord: [Discord Link].

Dive deep, survive, and thrive on DeepSea SMP!

play.deepseamc.online

Spectre SMP: The Vanilla Beans, where even the creepers have class!

Active, Beans, Builders, Class, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Grinding, Interactive, Longevity, Mods, Performance, PvP, REDSTONERS, Season, smp, Spectre, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	7059	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Spectre SMP Overview

Type	Vanilla 1.21 SMP
Community	Collaborative and friendly
Focus	Longevity and community-driven projects
Economy	Diamond-based with a focus on generosity
Server Location	Europe

FAQs

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!
A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Image2Map
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

#endorsement, Blow Job Queen, BlowJobQueens, controversial, controversy, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful comment, funny, humor, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, kamala, lmao, Minecraft, obama, Politics, presidential race, public figure, scandal, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	216
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!

Altcoin, Bitcoin, Blockchain, brand new, changes, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, Elites, entitled, ETF, ETH, ethereum, EthWTF, finance, Flop, Interest, narratives, Performance, ROADMAP, sisters, smp, underperforming, WTF

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3163
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1586

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).

Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.

Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

WeddingBellsNoGF

bridesmaid drama, confrontational situations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, Family Support, impulsive decisions, long-term consequences, relationship ultimatums, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic girlfriend, uninviting family, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingBellsNoGF

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members trying to ruin your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven away from crazy siblings and their even crazier partners.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from unwanted bridesmaids who think they can wear whatever they want. Say goodbye to sulking and tantrums over dress choices – on our server, you are the boss of your own wedding planning!

Join now and let your creativity run wild without any family drama. Who needs real-life family members when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CityWeirdness Minecraft Server

atypical features, bizarre landmarks, city, CityWeirdness, curious occurrences, distinctive characteristics, eccentricities, local quirks, Minecraft, Oddities, offbeat places, outlandish phenomena, peculiar customs, peculiar happenings, quirky traditions, Server, strange events, strange sights, uncommon sightings, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual attractions, weird things

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1984	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and explore a city filled with the craziest and weirdest things you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From upside-down houses to flying pigs, this city is like a dream (or maybe a nightmare) come true.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the city causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to hunt down the Blocky Bigfoot and claim the reward?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and discover all the weird things in our city!

FantasyCraft: Uncharted Realms

Boundaries, Curiosity, Desires, dreams, Exploration, fantasies, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, Forbidden, hidden desires, inhibitions, Realms, reasons, secret wishes, suppressed fantasies, uncharted, uncharted territory, Unexplored, unexplored realms, unfulfilled, unfulfilled desires, unfulfilled dreams, untapped potential

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9037	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore magical realms, build towering castles, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to fulfill all your wildest fantasies in the craziest Minecraft server around!