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Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9106	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

WeddingDateWars

accommodate, AITAH, Argument, child, compromise, engaged, family conflict, family drama, fiancée, july, limited availability, location, Pregnant, refusal, shots, SIL, wedding date, wedding date change, wedding planning, WeddingDateWars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy sister-in-laws insisting on changing your wedding date! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from meddling family members.

Join us for a wedding-themed build competition, where you can show off your creativity and design skills. Who needs a traditional wedding venue when you can create a magical ceremony location in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a virtual honeymoon trip to the Nether! Explore the fiery depths of the underworld with your newlywed partner and experience a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous stories that you won’t find anywhere else!

GlobalGrub Minecraft SMP

culinary exploration, cultural dishes, Cultural foods, delicious dishes, Delicious foreign foods, ethnic cuisine, Ethnic meals, exotic cuisine, exotic flavors, Favorite Food, foodie favorites, foreign cuisine, Foreign delicacies, Global food, global gastronomy, GlobalGrub, international cuisine, international dining, Minecraft, smp, Tasty international dishes, tasty treats, unique flavors

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food from your country? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a virtual buffet of international cuisine waiting for you to feast on. From sushi to tacos to curry, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always cooking up something delicious. Rumor has it they even serve up dishes made with rare Minecraft ingredients like golden carrots and enchanted apples.

So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other, join our server today and get ready to eat your way around the world!

MindCraftedMeltdown

10. Recovery process, 11. Childhood trauma, 12. Impact of trauma, 13. Mental health struggles, 14. Overcoming adversity, 15. Psychological trauma, 16. Long-term effects, 17. Personal growth, 18. Coping with trauma, 19. seeking help, 2. Mental health, 20. Inner demons., 3. PTSD, 4. Emotional scars, 5. Healing journey, 6. Coping mechanisms, 7. Therapy, 8. Self-care, 9. Resilience, MindCraftedMeltdown, Trauma

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	1844
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your mental trauma behind! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging that you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in the living room.

Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.

AntibioticCraft: Flesh-Eater’s Nightmare

antibiotic-resistant, AntibioticCraft, antibiotics, bacterial infections, Breakthrough, Development, Effective, Fatal, flesh-eating illnesses, FleshEaters, health care, Innovative, Medical research, Mice, new class, Nightmare, novel compound, Potential, rare, researchers, staph infections, strep infections, Treatment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got potions dat can cure u faster dan dis new antibiotic dat scientists be talkin bout! our potions can heal u from any infection, even dem flesh-eating ones! we got da best doctors in da game, dey be workin round da clock to keep u safe and healthy. so come join us and let’s fight off dem bacteria together! #minecraftmedicinesquad

Prosper SMP – Where creepers are the only ones allowed to blow up your house. Age 16+ only!

age, Allowed, BLOW, build projects, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord link, games, Griefers, hackers, House, join Discord, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, smp, Welcoming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Discord server with Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Playing a variety of games with other members
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respectful behavior towards other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord server?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects happening on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time on the server.

Q: What type of community is present on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, welcoming to new members who share similar interests.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of before joining?

A: While the server is light on rules, disrespectful behavior towards other players is not tolerated. No hackers or griefers allowed.

Trannymania Minecraft Server

activism, anti-semitism, Bigotry, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity politics, intolerance, Jews, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, Propaganda, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, Trannymania

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7287	Dragon Eggs Found:	3067
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Jews can’t hide behind trannymania anymore! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie pigmen invasion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pigs and exploding chickens!

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the Jews and trannymania. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

RecycleCraft SMP – Cash for Trash

#sustainability, bottles, cans, Cash, cash for cans, eco-friendly, Environment, Environmental awareness, finland, First world country., green living, MONEY, RecycleCraft, recycling, recycling benefits, recycling incentives, recycling initiatives, recycling policy, recycling program, recycling rewards, smp, Trash, waste management, waste reduction

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7521
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we recycle virtual bottles and cans for virtual money because we’re all about that eco-friendly life! And guess what? Our server is so first world, it’s practically Finland in Minecraft form. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated recycling bins, virtual cash prizes, and maybe even a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest eco-conscious Minecraft community out there!

ToothlessDateNight

baby teeth, crunchy seasoning, DATING, dental health, dental treatment, dentist, Denture, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, first date, Honesty, millionaire shortbread, missing tooth, oral health, orthodontics, Referral, retained teeth, self-consciousness, ToothlessDateNight, Upset, x-ray

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	918	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4536
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dental adventures? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of popping out teeth like a pro. Our players have crazy stories to share, like the time someone accidentally made millionaire shortbread with extra crunchy seasoning and ended up losing a tooth in the process. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have to wear a denture while playing – we embrace all dental mishaps here! So come join us for a tooth-rific time and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Remember, it’s not just about crafting, it’s about dental drama too!

ExciteCraft: Partner Edition

Adventure, Bonding, collaboration, Communication, Creative, Edition, ExciteCraft, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Fun, innovation, Intimacy, joy, love, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, spontaneity, Surprise, teamwork, Thrill

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	7229	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	8275	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop.

Need a break from building? How about a friendly competition of who can ride a pig the longest without falling off? Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bloom SMP: Where we’re semi-normal, but still vanilla enough for your taste buds! Join now!

Adventure, Bloom, buds, BUILD, Community, Discord, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, seminormal, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, Taste, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	7427
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Bloom SMP Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

What is Bloom SMP?

Bloom SMP is a Minecraft Survival multiplayer server where players can have fun, make new friendships, and enjoy a friendly community.

Is Bloom SMP modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.

Are there any rules on Bloom SMP?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure a positive playing experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or Discord for more information on the rules.

How can I join Bloom SMP?

You can join Bloom SMP by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using Minecraft version 1.9 – 1.21.