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CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	6456
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Farms Harvested:	974
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9132	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

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