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NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	5003
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Items Found:	7269

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3692
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1717	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9502	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	135	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	630936
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	64
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!