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Soda Pain, Java Relief

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3599
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	4904
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	376295	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.