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Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Farms Harvested:	518
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	3328
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	3091	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Farms Harvested:	607	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!