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CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

authoritarianism, bad health, CraftyPopulismDemocraCrisis, Crisis, Democracy, Division, Global, Government, leadership, polarization, Politics, pope, Populists, Religion, society, Speech, threat, VALUES, Warning, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

NeighborlyCraft

Boundary, Community, Connection, familiarity, House, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, neighbors, neighbors boundary, neighbors connection, neighbors definition, neighbors familiarity, neighbors meaning, neighbors proximity, neighbors relationship, neighbors street, Proximity, relationship, residential, street, unknown cutoff

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). trust me, you won’t regret it.

AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets

AgeCraft, ageing, aging, aging cells, Aging population, aging process, Aging research, aging science, aging studies, cells, cellular aging, cellular biology, cellular function, cellular health, cellular regeneration, health, Lifes, Longevity, molecular secrets, quality of life, researchers, scientific breakthrough, Secrets, Unlocking

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be, like, immortal and stuff? well dis server is like the fountain of youth but in minecraft form, bro! we got all da secrets to stop u from getting old and wrinkly, so u can stay young and fresh forever! join now and never worry about aging again, cuz we got da key to eternal youth, baby! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be forever young in minecraft?!

David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)

admin team, BEWARE, cloud, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, DOOM, Event World, fanatics, Gaming, Grief Prevention, market, pay to win, PvE, rules, SECURITY, Skyblock, Suitable, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do players have protection on the server?	Yes, players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to assist with any issues.
What features are available for player’s quality-of-life?	Players can use a banking system for interest, a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods, and access to multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Is cross-play available between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions on the server.
Where can players go for more information or support?	Players can join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server

19 year old, Affection, Caring, close bond, family, Fun, gentle, imoutoid, Imoutoids, love, loving sister, Minecraft, Server, sibling, sibling affection, sibling dynamics, sibling love, sister, soft tongue, special connection, SWEET, tender age, unique relationship, young

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7855
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!

KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	861	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Votes:	6578	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸