squid baby – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AdScreen Wasters
Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters
are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

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EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure
Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate
join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.
we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.
our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.
so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

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Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server
acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
Adventures, association, blocky, Brain, Cognitive, Experience, Familiar, familiar face., flashback, Identity, Lacey Fletcher, Laceys, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, recall, recognition, Recollection, remember, reminder, Repetition, Server, thought
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.
But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

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BroHouse Minecraft Server
Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?
With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCookz
advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.
Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.
Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?
So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

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TimeWarp Minecraft Server
Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!
Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).
So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!

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Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers
Bangers, beats, bedrock, blocky
Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!
Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

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Hate the Creeper, Not the Player
acceptance, actions, attributed, characteristics, compassion, creeper, discrimination, Diversity, Empathy, hate, inclusion, intolerance, member, peaceful coexistence, player, prejudice, Social Issues, societal group, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity, yourself
join dis epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner blocky warrior and battle against evil mobs and other players. we have a secret underground base where u can find rare treasures and hidden loot.
u can also build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but watch out for creepers, they be sneaky lil buggers.
we have epic events like a pig racing competition and a dance party in the nether. plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to help u out.
so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. remember, it’s not possible to hate a societal group, but it is possible to hate creepers. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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